It seemed like a good idea at the time, we’re sure: Make fun of Lane Kiffin, get a few laughs and draw some attention to your Sexiest Woman Alive contest. But, Esquire, your little game has backfired.
Lane Kiffin Might Just Be The Sexiest Woman Alive
↵The Southern Cal coach and 16 seed won his matchup with No. 1 Natalie Gulbis, 56-44. He now advances to play Danica Patrick -- though how a Patrick-Erin Andrews showdown was an 8-9 contest is open for questions. (Matt Stafford’s girlfriend as a No. 7? Really?)
↵One can only imagine the number of bots Esquire has installed on office computers to avoid Armageddon. Because the day that Lane Kiffin is the cover, ahem, girl for Esquire will be a dark day for our nation indeed.











