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For reasons known only to them and Nin-kasi, Sumerian goddess of brewing and beer, the Detroit Free Press is on something of a holy crusade against Rich Rodriguez of late. The latest salvo involves Michigan’s head ballcoach sabotaging the draft chances of Wolverine corner Morgan Trent, and our boys at Maize and Brew have about had it:

↵Trent was not a good cornerback at Michigan. He was routinely torched. He was routinely out of position. He was routinely cut slack because we in the internets thought he was a “Michigan” guy. Sadly, it turns out he wasn’t.↵It’s a tall order to make Rich Rodriguez a sympathetic character in Ann Arbor, but keep at it, Freep. It’s nice to have hobbies.