Drew Rosenhaus To Star In Surprise Remake of “The Fistfoot Way”

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↵Silly clueless member of the non-wealthy public, you thought all there was to representing professional athletes was negotiating contracts and shamelessly promoting your clients to the ends of the Earth? You would think that, which is why you are poor, irrelevant and likely malodorous. ↵↵What the hoi polloi don’t understand is that, at any moment, a superstar agent could be called upon to smash a flaming wall with nothing but his bare fists. It just goes with the territory. No one knows how it got that way, but they’ll be damned if they question it. And it’s not even an infrequent occurrence. David Falk does it everyday just on his way to get the morning coffee. ↵

↵↵So when you watch this video of Drew Rosenhaus chopping through a stack of flaming bricks, be not amazed or even bemused. For it is as mundane an action to him as checking e-mail is to you.↵

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