Here’s how SB Nation recommends you operate your television set on Saturday, May 15. All times Eastern.
Your Television Loves You: What To Watch On Saturday, May 15
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Horse racing
4:30, NBC - The 135th Preakness Stakes. Before, during, and after the race, we'll have full coverage here.
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Baseball
4:00, Fox - Phillies at Brewers, Mariners at Rays, or Astros at Giants.
7:00, WGN - White Sox at Royals.
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MMA
7:30, Showtime - Strikeforce: Heavy Artillery. Check out Bloody Elbow's live thread for coverage.
9:00, pay-per-view - Shine Fights: Worlds Collide. Bloody Elbow has t his one covered as well.
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Soccer
10:00 A.M., Fox Soccer Channel - FA Cup final. Chelsea vs. Portsmouth.
8:30, Fox Soccer Channel - Wizards vs. Fire.
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Lacrosse
7:30, ESPNU - Virginia vs. Mount St. Mary's. This is UVA's first game since the Yeardley Love tragedy.
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Golf
3:00, CBS - Valero Texas Open, Round 3.
↵NHL playoffs
Not a ding-dang thing!
↵NBA playoffs
NOT A DING-DANG THING! Eat ya dang Pop-Tart and quit hasslin’ ya grandpa!
↵The movies
Ain’t gonna take ya to the ding-dang movies. Ya wanna watch the Pokemons, see if it’s on the TV!
↵The ice cream store
Maybe when ya grandpa gets done readin’ the funnies. Wish they wouldn’t put the Doonesbury all the way at the bottom... oughtta write a letter to the paper, see if they could move the Dilbert down the page or just do away with it, put the Doonesbury up top. The Doonesbury’s too hard to find, Doonesbury’s all the way at the bottom!
↵Playing catch
Well, maybe if ya pops would come whenever the rest of ya visit, he could play catch with you. Ain’t we still got the Atari in the garage? I’ll see if I can hook it up for ya.
↵Atari
Why ain’t ya just play the Mario Twins? I just about broke my dang back tryin’ to hook up the Atari. Ain’t the Atari got the Mario Twins on it?
↵No
Eat ya dang Pop-Tart! I’m readin’ the funnies! I’m readin’ the Doonesbury.
↵Pretzel
I’ll show ya a dang pretzel... gotta finish readin’ the Doonesbury.
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