Have you always wanted your kid to throw his tennis racket? Argue with an umpire? Scream curse words on a court that is used to the tone of a church mouse?
You Too Can Grow Up To Be Johnny Mac
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Well, here's your chance. Learn all that – and most likely more epic outbursts – from a professional. Just enroll your tennis-loving child in the John McEnroe Tennis Academy.
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Level 1: Attack Your Groundstrokes
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Level 2: Attack The Net
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Level 3: Attack Your Opponent
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Level 4: Throw Your Racket Without Popping A String or Busting The Frame
↵Level 5: ‘Are You Serious? Chalk Flew’ And Other Catch Phrases For Yelling At A Linesmen
↵Level 6: (under 12s not permitted) A Lesson From Johnny Mac Himself - (No guarantees that certain words will be censored)
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↵But seriously, join today.
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