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Come Fan with UsMonday, June 22, 2026

Disappointed That The Celtics Lost Game 6? Blame Dane Cook

Some people in life just have a tendency to make people hate them. Comedian Dane Cook is one such person. So when he showed up with a gorgeous model as his date to Game 5 of the Celtics-Lakers series, we had all the ammo we needed. But now we come to find out the model in question was distracting the Celtics players?

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From the Boston Herald:

Cook told us ... that the woman in question is Jessica Caban, an aspiring actress and a former Miss Model Latina, whom he’s been dating for a few months. “It’s casual,” said the comedian, who looked rather proud.

“I actually saw some of the guys looking at her,” Cook laughed. “And I thought, if they lose this game, I’m gonna get blamed.”

And sure, this happened in Game 5, which the Celtics won, so it’s tough to blame Dane Cook and his “distraction” for the Celtics woes in L.A. two days later. But, “It’s casual,” he said, looking rather proud. What an unremitting douche.

For my money, anything bad that happens, ever, should be blamed on Dane Cook.

And Jessica. Jessica, Jessica, Jessica. Go rent Employee of the Month. You can do better.

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