Here’s how SB Nation recommends you operate your television set on Sunday, June 20. All times Eastern.
Your Television Loves You: What To Watch On Father’s Day
Golf
3:00, NBC - Round 4 of the U.S. Open.
World Cup
2:30, ABC - Brazil vs. Ivory Coast.
Baseball
1:00, TBS - Mets at Yankees.
2:10, WGN - Angels at Cubs.
8:00, ESPN - Dodgers at Red Sox.
College World Series
2:00, ESPN - South Carolina vs. Oklahoma.
7:00, ESPN2 - Clemson vs. Arizona State.
NASCAR
3:00, TNT - The Toyota/Save Mart 350.
Father’s Day
I’m gonna be honest with ya... your grandpa ain’t think much of Father’s Day.
Why not
The way it should be, folks oughta respect their pops every day. But we made one special day for it, so it lets everyone put up a big hoo-hah one day o’ the year an’ forget about their pops the rest o’ the year. Anyway, all the card companies take all the money they make from sellin’ Father’s Day cards an’ buy a bunch o’ grenades. Then they throw ‘em into the woods an’ kill all the woodland creatures! Woodland creatures are a nasty bunch, but I don’t know if they deserve that!
Grandpa’s day
Every day is grandpa’s day! Run up to the store and fetch ya grandpa some scratch-an’-sniffs!
Scratch-offs
Yeah! Scratch-offs!
Not old enough
Then get me a dang Shasta!
Flavor
Shasta flavor! Why ain’t ya listen?
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