We could do this the way we’ve done all the other introductions, but... NBC’s 30 Rock made the case for Cleveland a few years ago, with their song, “Hello Cleveland.” It’s self-explanatory, really. If you’d like to check out the new site, and Cleveland’s top 5 athletes, click here. Otherwise, enjoy, and after the jump, a very special message from Liz Lemon and co.
Introducing SB Nation Cleveland, Because 30 Rock Said So
What hot spot’s got the hippest groove?
Cleveland!
Where all the real gone daddies move...
Cleveland!
Dig that sweet Cuyahoga glow...
Where the jet set swing with hepper cats,
Shop at Higbee’s then we’ll hit the Flats,
I say, Cleveland, hello!
New York and Paris just don’t have,
The sights you see on Euclid Ave,
Chef Boyardee was born here, you know,
Terminal Tower soars up in the sky
Over fifty groovy stories high,
I say, Cleveland, hello!
“For God’s sake Lemon, we’d all like to flee to the Cleve, and club up down at the flats, and have lunch with Little Richard, but we fight those urges, because we have responsibilities.”
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