In an interview with the New York Daily News, newly-minted Miami Heat power forward Chris Bosh admitted to playing with people’s emotions during the leadup to his free agency decision. That’s right, that ole mastermind Chris Bosh was playing us along. We shoulda known...
Chris Bosh Was ‘Playing Mind Games’ Before Joining The Miami Heat
As Bosh told the Daily News yesterday:
“If you think about how many times somebody asks you, ‘How are you,’ that’s how many times I was asked, ‘Where you going?’ So it’s like ... I’m going to have fun with it. I’m going to play with people’s emotions. I’m going to be high and low.”
I actually don’t blame him for taking this tactic. If I were a superstar pro athlete, I’d screw with people all the time. Look no further than my suggested tweets for Reggie Bush. So I can’t be too critical of Bosh for this one. But since we’re on the subject...
My beef with Bosh? He’s just incredibly lame, and not really worth the hype.
There’s just no analogy for the Miami Heat where Chris Bosh isn’t the incompetent weakling of the bunch. He’s Fredo if they’re The Godfather. He’s paper if they’re rock, paper, scissors. He’s Drew Barrymore, not Cameron Diaz or Lucy Liu. He’s Anthony Anderson in The Departed. He’s Shia Lebeouf in every movie ever. If LeBron is Britney Spears and D-Wade is Christina Aguilera, Chris Bosh is Mandy Moore. LeBron and D-Wade are fire and ice; Bosh is just wind. He’s Deep Impact compared to LeBron’s Armageddon. He’s a pile of irrelevance and meekness that looks a little bit like a delicate dinosaur. He’s “Petrie” in The Land Before Time.
But hey, guess who was on Entourage last night!
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