Every day, we’ll canvass the internet for some of the finest bits of insight you’ll find from athletes, ANYWHERE. Really, you won’t find it anywhere else, because these are completely made up.
(Fake) Athlete Tweets: Checking Up On Darrelle Revis During His Holdout
So as it turns out, Darrelle Revis DID NOT have a world class meltdown on Twitter today.
But what if he had?
Mornin tweeps! Yo #realtalk I could get used to this #revisholdout lifestyle 
Darrelle Revis
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We #smokin, we #drinkin, and revis island is relaxin' as hellDarrelle Revis
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Another great day of practice!! Still struggling a little bit, but that just means more room to get better!!! #Jets #NFL
Mark Sanchez
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@Mark_Sanchez Nacho nacho nacho nacho nacho nacho nacho nacho nacho nacho nacho nacho nacho #LMAODarrelle Revis
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@Mark_Sanchez Nah but for real homey, I wish I could be at camp to catch your broke ass passes #GOODLUCKDarrelle Revis
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@Revis24 Hahah, we miss you bro! Mark Sanchez
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@Mark_Sanchez bro? Darrelle Revis
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@Mark_Sanchez nah, forreal, it's not a joke fam. u play QB like ur handicapped. r u handicapped? #sticktoentourage #lol Darrelle Revis
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@Revis24 Darrelle, do you want to talk? 
Tony Dungy
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#Nowplaying Touch it or not - Killa cam + Weeezy #yezzzzzzzirDarrelle Revis
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We #drinkin and Mike Irvin jus showed up outta nowhere. Like, damnnnnnn i might have to #HOLDOUT4LIFEDarrelle Revis
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Yo tweeps, who out there has tried mushrooms before? #behonestDarrelle Revis
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@Revis24 DARRELLE. Don't you think we should talk? Have u read my book?Tony Dungy
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@TonyDungy ay coach, is your book filled with 50 million dollars ? ... no? Then i ain't readin it #HOLDOUT4LIFEDarrelle Revis
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@Revis24 Son, let me talk to a little bit about Character. It counts, son. It's who you are when nobody's looking. Just you and Him.Tony Dungy
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@TonyDungy Well dont look now, cuz Me and Her and Her is about to get into somethin' foul #groupielove #HOLDOUT4LIFEDarrelle Revis
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