Hawktimus Prime Rolls Out The Sea Walk

A good rule of thumb for team-specific fan videos is to make them as patently absurd and tongue-in-cheek as possible. Unless of course you want to go absolutely crazy homer serious with it, but then there’s the risk of being shunned by casual associates on account of you being creepily devoted to your favorite team.

The former is decidedly the case with this Seahawks Transformers-themed rap video that SB Nation Seattle plucked from obscurity.

The lyrics touch on the usual set of Seahawks fan talking points: bragging about Steve Largent, whining about the officiating in Super Bowl XL and making a lot of bluster about that recycled “12th Man” thing they’ve got going on in Seattle. Altogether, no great shakes.

But where the video really comes to life is near the end when the two guys break down The Sea Walk with Hawktimus. Behold in all its glory after the jump.