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Lance Armstrong’s Not Tired Of Being Tired: What’s His Secret Weapon?

Hey there, couch potatoes of America, Lance Armstrong has a question for you.

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Lance doesn’t look tired there, does he? Lance looks intense. Lance looks ready to pounce. Lance has LOTS of energy. Lance is so much better than you. How does he do it?

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See that? Try FRS energy stuff, and you can boost your energy, support your immune system, enhance fitness, and TRAIN HARD. Or, even...

TRAIN HARD! EXTREEEEME.
...I’m tellin ya—or rather, Lance is tellin ya—if you try FRS today, you’re going to be f**king unstoppable. Once you unlock your natural energy, you’re basically going to feel like you’ve been taking steroids for the past 10 years. Want to be more like Lance? That’s how you start.

(Note: this was not a “sponsored post,” but the New York Times’ sorta was...)

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