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Braylon Edwards Gets A DUI: Behold The Lost (And Fake) Tweets
By now, you’ve probably heard that Jets Wide Receiver Braylon Edwards was busted for driving under the influence last night in New York. He also posted on his Twitter account just a few hours after. What you probably didn’t see, however, was a series of Tweets from earlier in Braylon’s night. It all started off well, and then... Well, next thing you know, he’s alone in a strip club typing slurred hate speech to LeBron James.
Relive Braylon’s night here...
Uh, oh y'all... Fasten ya seatbelts because tonight we flyin at 5,000 feet. #Jets #SwagAlert
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#Pregaming with @Mark_Sanchez and some college chicks... "Tonight's gonna be a good, GOOD night!" #BlackEyedPeas Braylon Edwards
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Club night that's the reason I love life. Right, @Revis24? #LMAOBraylon Edwards
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Titties here, titties there, titties everywhere. #WeWinninBraylon Edwards
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This next shot's for Plaxico. #FreePlaxicoBraylon Edwards
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This next shot's for Santonio ... #FREESANTONIOBraylon Edwards
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Damn . . . #freePlaxico #freeSantonio . . . Am I next??? #LMAOBraylon Edwards
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Club thinning out right now. #Lame. Guess it's time to throw on my #StripClubTuxedo and hit the next stop... Braylon Edwards
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Lmao at tha tweeps... Yo, for all wondering, my #StripClubTuxedo is a gray sweatsuit. My personal strip club #UniformPolicyBraylon Edwards
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Hello Strip club! Hello Titties! #WeWinninBraylon Edwards
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AYYY tweeps, yall ever get Patron stuck in your ballin ass beard? . . . Course u don't. Y'all some broke mothaf****s!!! #LMAO Braylon Edwards
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We slurrin, we spillin, we slurrin, we spillin. But it don't matter tweeps, cuz #WeWinninBraylon Edwards
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Waitress tellin me I gotta call a cab....... #LOL Braylon Edwards
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WHAT I LOOK LIKE MIZZ WAITRESS? Is almost #BentleyTimeBraylon Edwards
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1 HOUR LATER
Ayyy @KingJames f**********k youuuuuuuu. #remembermeBraylon Edwards
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@KingJames uu think I'm afffraid of you son?? Let's baing out dogBraylon Edwards
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10 MINUTES LATER
@KingJames Forr real. We shuld talk. I ain't even madddd man. But forrel where u att rihgt now?Braylon Edwards
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Thrown out the cluub, throwed off the liquor.. It's #bentleytime aka wheres my #batmobile?Braylon Edwards
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15 MINUTES LATER
A-B-C-D-F-GE-H-I-J-K-LO-M-N-OP--Q-R-ST-V-W-Y-x-ANND-Z... WHy they hatin though? They takin my phone now tweeps... SMH. #FreeBraylonBraylon Edwards
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