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Chris Johnson Expects To Rush For 2,500 Yards, Faith Hill Likes His Teeth

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From the Tennessean:

“The goal is 2,500 so I am going to stick to that. I feel like it is very realistic. People didn’t think 2,000 was realistic when I set the goal last year and I made a lot of people believers, so I am going to stick to that.”

That’s Chris Johnson speaking. The same man that had this to say earlier this year:

"I made a decision to change my nickname to Every Coach’s Dream. I feel like I’m the best player in the NFL. What more can a coach want from the position? You’ve still got people debating — is it Chris Johnson or Adrian Peterson? No way possible there should be a debate about who’s the best running back in the NFL.”

SO MUCH SWAGGER.

2,500 YARDS SWAGGER. EVERY COACH’S DREAM SWAGGER. Debate between he and Adrian Peterson? THE DEBATE CLUB AIN’T GOT ENOUGH SWAGGER, SON!

WE OVER HERE EATIN LUNCH WITH FAITH HILL.

Wait, what?

...

Yeah, that happened.

...

2,500 yards may still happen, and Chris Johnson talking like the football Second Coming is definitely happening, but no matter what happens, that happened.

So as big as Chris Johnson gets, and as great as he is, we’ll always have that one time where his PR team forced him to sit down and talk about his gold teeth with Faith Hill. Never forget.

SWAGGER? ... Not so much.

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