Every day Some days we’ll canvass the internet for some of the finest bits of insight you’ll find from athletes, ANYWHERE. Really, you won’t find it anywhere else, because these are completely made up.
(Fake) Athlete Tweets: Nobody Can Erase Reggie Bush’s Memories
With the news that Reggie Bush will likely be stripped of his Heisman, you had to think that the New Orleans superstar would respond. It’s a serious blow to his legacy, after all. And sure enough, the deluge began earlier today and continued for the better part of the afternoon, as a few of his USC teammates reached out, too.
did i hear the news? what news? WE TOO BUSY COUNTIN CHEEEEEZ #cheddar #feta #mozzarella 
Reggie Bush
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For real tweeps, sometimes I think back on college when we played for the love of the game and the joy of scholarship. Beautiful thing. #SIKEReggie Bush
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Amateurism #SIKE Rulebook #SIKE student athletes #SIKE ... But yo, Vince Young followed the rules #SIKE Reggie Bush
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Compliance committee? More like come play with these fun titties. #HeismanWinnerReggie Bush
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This is an exciting time for the Seahawks!!
Pete Carroll
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Whachu know about patron and apple juice? #breakfast
LenDale White
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@THEREAL_LENDALE Breakfast at 4 p.m? 
Matt Leinart
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@MattLeinart God is good, but unemployment is the f**kin best!LenDale White
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Forreal tweeps, nobody can ever take away what you accomplish in life. Can't erase #History. #BestTeamEver #familyReggie Bush
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@reggie_bush ayyyyyyo can you let me hold like $5,000 right quick? #familyLenDale White
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@THEREAL_LENDALE for what?Reggie Bush
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@reggie_bush gotta see this guy downtown about a thing. #businessventureLenDale White
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Great morning practice!!! Team did video rendition of 'Baby' by Justin Bieber. LOL! Gotta make it FUN. Wonder what @justinbieber thinks? Pete Carroll
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@THEREAL_LENDALE Remember when you stopped drinking tequila? I'm on the exact opposite of that diet right now.Matt Leinart
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@MattLeinart lmao *TO voice* that's... thats my quarterback, yo. LenDale White
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@MattLeinart where u at? we should get it in soon. AHEM as soon as @reggie_bush holds me down 4 dis loan #family LenDale White
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Bottom line: Nothing can erase the memories of that team. Reggie Bush
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what time is it? where am i? #confusedLenDale White
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@THEREAL_LENDALE dunno brah, but u should check the statutory laws. it all depends on where u are....Matt Leinart
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Guys are fighting, guys are competing, and exciting things are happening! The future is BRIGHT folks! #SeahawksPete Carroll
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Indeed, the future for the Pete Carrol’s Trojan family couldn’t get much brighter. FIGHT ON.
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