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(Fake) Athlete Tweets: Nobody Can Erase Reggie Bush’s Memories

Every day Some days we’ll canvass the internet for some of the finest bits of insight you’ll find from athletes, ANYWHERE. Really, you won’t find it anywhere else, because these are completely made up.

With the news that Reggie Bush will likely be stripped of his Heisman, you had to think that the New Orleans superstar would respond. It’s a serious blow to his legacy, after all. And sure enough, the deluge began earlier today and continued for the better part of the afternoon, as a few of his USC teammates reached out, too.

did i hear the news? what news? WE TOO BUSY COUNTIN CHEEEEEZ #cheddar #feta #mozzarella ess than a minute ago via Echofon

For real tweeps, sometimes I think back on college when we played for the love of the game and the joy of scholarship. Beautiful thing. #SIKEless than a minute ago via Echofon

Amateurism #SIKE Rulebook #SIKE student athletes #SIKE ... But yo, Vince Young followed the rules #SIKE ess than a minute ago via Echofon

Compliance committee? More like come play with these fun titties. #HeismanWinnerless than a minute ago via Echofon

This is an exciting time for the Seahawks!!less than a minute ago via web

Whachu know about patron and apple juice? #breakfastless than a minute ago via Twitter for BlackBerry®

@THEREAL_LENDALE Breakfast at 4 p.m? less than a minute ago via web

@MattLeinart God is good, but unemployment is the f**kin best!less than a minute ago via Twitter for BlackBerry®

Forreal tweeps, nobody can ever take away what you accomplish in life. Can't erase #History. #BestTeamEver #familyless than a minute ago via Echofon

@reggie_bush ayyyyyyo can you let me hold like $5,000 right quick? #familyless than a minute ago via Twitter for BlackBerry®

@reggie_bush gotta see this guy downtown about a thing. #businessventureless than a minute ago via Twitter for BlackBerry®

Great morning practice!!! Team did video rendition of 'Baby' by Justin Bieber. LOL! Gotta make it FUN. Wonder what @justinbieber thinks? less than a minute ago via web

@THEREAL_LENDALE Remember when you stopped drinking tequila? I'm on the exact opposite of that diet right now.less than a minute ago via web

@MattLeinart lmao *TO voice* that's... thats my quarterback, yo. less than a minute ago via Twitter for BlackBerry®

@MattLeinart where u at? we should get it in soon. AHEM as soon as @reggie_bush holds me down 4 dis loan #family less than a minute ago via Twitter for BlackBerry®

Bottom line: Nothing can erase the memories of that team. less than a minute ago via Echofon

what time is it? where am i? #confusedless than a minute ago via Twitter for BlackBerry®

@THEREAL_LENDALE dunno brah, but u should check the statutory laws. it all depends on where u are....less than a minute ago via web

Guys are fighting, guys are competing, and exciting things are happening! The future is BRIGHT folks! #Seahawksless than a minute ago via web

Indeed, the future for the Pete Carrol’s Trojan family couldn’t get much brighter. FIGHT ON.

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