We’ll canvass the internet for some of the finest bits of insight you’ll find from athletes, ANYWHERE. Really, you won’t find it anywhere else, because these are completely made up.
(Fake) Athlete Tweets: Rejoice! Tim Tebow Joins Twitter!
Did you hear the news??? Tim Tebow has joined Twitter!
Hey yall, guess who's ready to lose his Twitter virginity!
Tim Tebow
TimTebow
Unfortunately, not all of God’s children were excited to hear the news...
....................SMH.................. 
Knowshon Moreno
knowshonmoreno
That reminds me... Contest for all my new followers! Tim Tebow will ________ in the NFL. Fill in the blank and best answer wins a *secret prize* :-)Tim Tebow
TimTebow
@TimTebow Eat a flaming pile of s**t
DARNELL DOCKETT
ddockett
@TimTebow ur twitter question. Tim Tebow will eat a flaming pile of s**t in the NFL. what i win? DARNELL DOCKETT
ddockett
@ddockett #CHUUUCH #barewitness #preach #religiousrhetoricKnowshon Moreno
knowshonmoreno
Tim Tebow will ______ "flat out compete" in the National Football League. We have a winner, guys! Tim Tebow
TimTebow
Proud to award a $30 Jockey gift certificate to @markschlereth ... Congrats, Mark! Go to jockey.com/tebow to claim your prizeTim Tebow
TimTebow
@TimTebow Thx Tim. Just reading from my personal playbook ;-) 
mark schlereth
markschlereth
@markschlereth praising the intangibles of crappy players? what page is that in the playbook? #idiot
Marcellus Wiley
marcelluswiley
@marcelluswiley I won a Super Bowl. I know what it takes. Do you? Sorry for telling the truth "Marcellus" #thugmark schlereth
markschlereth
@markschlereth I have a degree from Columbia. You went to Idaho. Who's the mindless #thug again? Marcellus Wiley
marcelluswiley
@marcelluswiley You seem upset. Would you like a free pair of Jockeys? ---> jockey.com/tebowTim Tebow
TimTebow
@TimTebow this why you joined twitter? you just wanna promote yourself?Knowshon Moreno
knowshonmoreno
@knowshonmoreno just trying to interact with fans and spread the message #GodisLove #Jockey #ProlifeTim Tebow
TimTebow
Very proud to welcome @TimTebow to Twitter. Tim, you available to write a blurb for my book's re-release? http://amzn.to/doyPHX
Tony Dungy
TonyDungy
Tell you what, @TimTebow is a football player! - Merrill Hoge
Merril Hoge
merrilhoge
RT @merrilhoge: Tell you what, @TimTebow is a football player! - Merrill HogeTim Tebow
TimTebow
I'd be honored #service RT @TonyDungy: Tim, you available to write a blurb for my book's re-release? http://amzn.to/doyPHXTim Tebow
TimTebow
SMH SMH SMH SMH SMH!!! "The Gods will not save you." #TheWire #realtalk #goawaytebowKnowshon Moreno
knowshonmoreno
Till next time...
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