I'll assume that because no one commented on the last update that I posted -- with a title of "Albert Pujols Is Good" -- everyone assumes that I'm just making stuff up. Look, you can be a cynic if you want, but you have to believe me on this: Albert Pujols is good. There are statistics that prove it. Don't make me dig them up.
Brewers vs. Cardinals: No, Seriously, Albert Pujols Is Good; Cards Lead 4-0
He's especially good at hitting baseballs, and with one out and two on, Pujols drove a ball to dead center. Nyjer Morgan twisted around a bit in his pursuit, crashing into the wall without coming up with it. In the interests of science, I'm obligated to let you know that Morgan running into a wall is 344% less funny than Shane Victorino running into a wall. Sorry, Phillies fans, this is just an objective truth.
The double drove in two runs, putting the Cardinals up 4-0, and it made Shaun Marcum make one of those "can't believe I threw a strike to Pujols" faces, though it could have been a "can't believe I gave up a hit to Edwin Jackson" face.
Also of note: Edwin Jackson is still controlling this entire postseason.











