The Indianapolis Colts have been in the NFL trade rumor talks, with rumors that for the right price the team would be willing to part ways with wide receiver Reggie Wayne and defensive end Robert Mathis. Colts owner Jim Irsay took to twitter however, and denied such rumors. Once Irsay shot down those rumors, he did reveal something about NFL expansion.
Colts Owner Jim Irsay Plans To Buy Mars, Rule Intergalactic NFL
In space.
No,the trade rumors aren’t true...I’m negotiating 2 buy Mars though..so I can ensure inter-galactic,NFL dominance for the 25th century
Irsay revealed the plans on Twitter this morning. The only question I have for the NFL in the 25th century is, will the Colts begin to create a cybernetic Andrew Luck if they wind up 0-16 this season, or will Irsay have Peyton Manning cryogenically frozen in order to bring him back for a Demolition Man style battle for the first Super Bowl between Saturn and Mars, with Saturn being led by an alien who has assimilated Tom Brady.
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