From the front page of the New York Post:
The New York Post Is Forever Classy
Other famous Post headlines from history after the jump.
“MASSIVE SPHINX STATUE UNEARTHED IN GIZA: Babe Ruth’s career still buried”
“DAG HAMMARSKJÖLD DIES: Why isn’t Roger Maris nicer to us?”
“PRESIDENT KENNEDY SHOT: Commander-in-chief loses head like Joe Pepitone in Game 4”
“CHALLENGER SHUTTLE EXPLOSION: Like a Yankees’ playoff run, everything up in flames”
“OJ SIMPSON NOT GUILTY: Yankee plans to frame Mariners’ rookie for murder on hold”
”PRESIDENT BUSH CHOKES ON PRETZEL: Just like A-Rod! (Note: this headline won’t make sense for two years)
“NORTH KOREA ANNOUNCES NUCLEAR TEST: Boy, A-Rod sure is a piece of crap, isn’t he?”
“NIGERIAN PRESIDENT OVERTHROWN IN JUNTA: A-Rod sucks his thumb because he’s a baby who likes to suck his thumb and only has brought one lousy World Series to New York and what’s that smell I bet it’s A-Rod’s diaper because he’s a baby with a dirty diaper”
I’m sure you can think of a few more here in the comments ...
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