The Futura League

Here’s what Johnny Bench had to say the last time the Cardinals were in the World Series:

↵“I have an idea. Let’s have two leagues,” Bench said. “We can have the normal major leagues, and then there’ll also be what we’ll call the Futura League, for all the guys who test positive or just want to use steroids... Everyone else can play honest baseball in the majors.”↵The catch?

↵“If you’re in the Futura League, you can only make $50,000 a year,” Bench said.

↵↵Also, in the Futura League, you get raped after every game, he forgot to add.

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