The Animated GIFs Of November, Numbers 5 Through 1
We’re dedicating November’s list of animated GIFs entirely to football, the sport everyone loves except for the people who play it. And to better understand these men, we take a look at Football Guys, the unofficial chat room of football.
| **Online Host** Welcome to Duke Football Chat! | |
| Sheshefski: okay, okay, no big deal, that was a learning experience i'm thinking for the next down, I take the snap and then hand it to you like last time, but THIS time i let go of it when i hand it to do and see what happens |
| PoorGrantHillsHadAnAccident: I don't know, Coach, maybe we should just give it up and get actual football players, i am 39 years old and you are like 90 |
| Sheshefski: NO |
| Sheshefski: NO ONE MUST KNOW OUR TERRIBLE SECRET |
| Sheshefski: okay, so the next play we'll run is known as the "slam dunk shot (basketball version)" |
| PoorGrantHillsHadAnAccident: sigh |
4. Marshall’s Aaron Dobson
(Via Internet user Jagfire at the Something Awful forums)
| **Online Host** Welcome to ESPN2 Chat! | |
| TickerGuy: /types furiously "On ... an unrelated note ... I just wanted to ... let y'all know that ... even though y'all might not ... give two hoots in a hornet's ... nest about poor ol' me ... I sure do appreciate you ... swell folks, and ..." |
| **Online Host** Marshall wide receiver Aaron Dobson has made a seemingly impossible, back-handed, one-handed catch that is almost certainly the catch of the year to date. | |
| TickerGuy: /stops ... wwwwelp :( |
| TickerGuy: s'pose i may's well take a breather |
| TickerGuy: OH! just forgot! when i ate m'cup o'soup supper i saved m'favorite part for later! |
| TickerGuy: sure do love dried peas! sure are good for ya too! veggies make y'big an' strong! an' they sure are tasty! |
| TickerGuy: think i musta found at least 7 or 8 dried peas in m'cup o'soup! winner winner chicken dinner! oh boy i can't wait! now where'd i put m'cup o'-- |
| **Online Host** TickerGuy swivels in his chair, which bumps into his desk, which knocks over a framed photograph of his grandmother, which in turn knocks over a thermos full of apple juice with "#1 GRANDSON" lovingly written on the side with paint pen, which in turn knocks over his cup of (four) peas and sends them spilling on the floor. | |
| TickerGuy: OH NO WHERE'D THEY GO |
| **Online Host** In his haste, TickerGuy inadvertently stomps on the peas and crushes them. | |
| TickerGuy: heh heh! oh well! s'pose i didn't need 'em no how! when life gives y'lemons, ya just gotta |
| TickerGuy: ... |
| TickerGuy: /begins to cry |
3. Robert Griffin III
(Via Internet user Jagfire at the Something Awful forums)
| **Online Host** Welcome to Baylor-Oklahoma Chat! | |
| GriffinTheScotch: oh come on COME ONNNN |
| GriffinTheScotch: i just wanted to know what failure is like, just ONE TIME |
| GriffinTheScotch: Do you know what it's like to always succeed at everything? I have no point of reference! It's all scoops of raisin! No bran! |
| GriffinTheScotch: AAAAAAGH WHY ME |
| God: lolz |
2. Tom Brady (to the best of my lip-reading ability)
| **Online Host** Welcome to Patriots Sideline Chat! | |
| MeTalkBradyOneDay: THAT |
| MeTalkBradyOneDay: FIR TREE |
| MeTalkBradyOneDay: WAS DELICIOUS |
| MeTalkBradyOneDay: /burps out leaves |
| MeTalkBradyOneDay: and uh, i apparently also ate a deciduous leaf-bearing tree |
| MeTalkBradyOneDay: LIKED THE FIR TREE BETTER THOUGH |
1. Michigan punter Will Hagerup, featuring special guest
(Via @bubbaprog at Mocksession)
| **Online Host** Welcome to Football Tech Support Chat! | ||
| HagerupSoFast: AAH AAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHH | |
| HagerupSoFast: HELP HELP HELP | |
| WordUpThome: YES MR. HAGERUP SETTLE DOWN, WHAT IS YOUR FO | |
| WordUpThome: FOOTBALLING EMERGENCY | |
| HagerupSoFast: wait why are you here | |
| WordUpThome: WELL BASEBALL IS ON ITS NO-STAR BREAK, AND POOR OLD JI | |
| WordUpThome: JIM NEEDS A JOB, AS HE CAN'T PAY THE HOT NOR COLD WATER BILL SIMPLY BY AUTO-GRAPHING HALLOWEENED CANDY | |
| HagerupSoFast: oh | |
| HagerupSoFast: AAAAAAAAAAAHHH | |
| WordUpThome: NOW LET'S JUST SETTLE DOWN AND RAISE A FAMILY FOR A MOMENT WHAT IS THE NATURE OF YOUR EMERGENCY | |
| HagerupSoFast: THIS BALL JUST CAME RIGHT AT ME AND BOUNCED OFF MY NOGGIN | |
| WordUpThome: TELL ME ABOUT THIS BALL, IS IT ROUND | |
| HagerupSoFast: NO, IT'S SHAPED LIKE UH IT IS SHAPED LIKE A SHITTED-OUT BASKETBALL | |
| WordUpThome: WHAT MANNER OF GODCREATED SPORT ARE YOU PLAYING | |
| HagerupSoFast: it's called "football," basically a bunch of guys from vastly different weight classes run around on a field and try to assault one another everyone who plays it gets broken forever | |
| WordUpThome: THAT SOUNDS PRETTY DARNED LOUSY | |
| HagerupSoFast: IT REALLY IS |
Introduction | GIFs 15 through 11 | GIFs 10 through 6 | GIFs 5 through 1
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Best of 2010
Best of Winter 2011
Best of April 2011
Best of May 2011
Best of June 2011
Best of July 2011
Best of August 2011
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