Longtime readers know that I have long advocated the total destruction of the world’s fish/mollusk population, either by poisoning the oceans or employing our vast nuclear arsenal.*
The Marlins Are Dead To Me
↵* That’s for Science to figure out. I’m an idea man.
↵Now comes word that the Marlins are installing aquariums behind home plate in their new stadium.
↵When the hero Steve Irwin was felled in his prime by one of the sea monsters, I assumed my radical ideas would finally gain currency. Yet here we are, celebrating fish instead of murdering them en masse.
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