Why search for a clever headline when the literal description is pure poetry? The MLB Network cameras were rolling for no particular reason, and they caught someone thinking about Albert Pujols seriously going to the Marlins, and falling into a reflecting pool.
Man Falls Into Pool At Winter Meetings
It’s okay, guy. It’s probably not going to happen. But now you’re famous! Kind of.
There’s a .gif of the sordid affair after the jump, of course.
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