According to the National Enquirer, O.J. Simpson was recently the victim of brutal prison attack. A “muscular young skinhead” knocked him to the ground while fellow inmates cheered the abuse, and ultimately, it landed Simpson in the prison infirmary for three weeks.
O.J. Simpson Reportedly Beaten Unconscious In Brutal Prison Attack
Like me, did you forget Simpson was even in prison to begin with? Well, he’s serving a nine-year sentence in connection with a Las Vegas robbery back in 2007. All around, it’s a pretty gut-wrenching story, but it happened, and one of the greatest football players of all time has now been reduced to... this, I guess? The subject of tabloid rumors about prison beatings?
Eh... Yep, that’s O.J. Did he ever actually commit murder though? That one, we’ll never know, but the way things have shaken out for him since, it reminds me of that old Rasheed line about justice.












