The Bill James Appstract

You know the guy with sweet seats who spends his time texting? Don’t you just want to reach through the screen, grab him by his eyelashes, and tell him to watch the game?

↵Easy, now. He could be using the new Bill James-sponsored app for the iPhone. At least now you can understand the appeal of yelling at a person to get their nose out of something and watch the game. Fills you with a sense of superiority that you just can’t buy.