Al Golden’s got a job of work in front of him at Miami, and not just in terms of his W-L column: Thousands of empty seats at every game have doomed ‘Canes coaches for years now. And if Florida won’t renew the U-UF rivalry and put some life back in the joint every other year (and as long as Jeremy Foley draws breath redolent of chicken droppings, they will not), well, Golden will just take his shots from afar, thankyouverymuch:
Al Golden To Provoke Reptilian Uprising In Central Florida
“I know this — we have a better chance of filling our stadium than Gainesville has of putting an international city right outside its city limits,” said Golden, in full recruiting-pitch mode.
Be careful there, Golden: You didn’t specify that the city’s most populous species has to be human, and there are enough wild gators and discarded pythons wandering around central Florida to mount a serious challenge to Miami, numbers-wise.
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