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Show Us The Birth Certificate

by Jason Brannon

Word of advice to Cubs owner Tom Ricketts: Make any Albert Pujols deal contingent on seeing his birth certificate.

↵And for God’s sake, don’t settle for the short form. Only an imbecile would regard that as proof of anything.

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