1. Fraternization: “All they do is jibber-jabber with each other at first base.”
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↵2. Players who wear their caps backwards: “That’s like pooping on the American flag!”
↵3. Dearth of “Kissing Bandits”: “God bless that big-hearted lady. Heh heh.“
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