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Lance Armstrong’s Lawyer’s Website Is Hilariously Ugly

by Jon Bois

As another round of ex-teammates steps forward to claim that Lance Armstrong doped during his cycling career, his lawyer, Mark Fabiani, is making an adamant defense. Unfortunately for the Internet-viewing public, he is doing so on his aesthetically unappealing website.

↵It could be worse, but ... guh. Big, bracketed block letters set on top of a pink polka-dot background. My eyes hurt. This is how one post ends:

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For more information, please go to www.Facts4Lance.com.

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↵BELIEVE IT OR NOT I AM ALREADY ON THIS VERY SITE! THIS IS PRECISELY THE PROBLEM, SIR!

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