Freshman Oklahoma defensive tackle Marquis Anderson went and got himself arrested over the weekend for petty larceny after being caught attempting to steal clothes from a local Dillard’s. It’s “petty” because he’s only a freshman, see, but we have every hope he’ll be able to crack the NCAA’s larcenous two-deep by the conclusion of his sophomore season. (What has become of I-A ballplayers lately? You need a nice shirt or something? Ask a booster! Takes WAY longer to get caught that way.)
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