If I had Superman’s powers, I probably wouldn’t bother with crime fighting. After all, one man can’t put a dent in the crime rate all by himself. No, I’d play left field for the Cubs and hit 500 home runs every year. And if some nosy beat writer started snooping around, asking a lot of questions about my superhuman abilities, I’d murder him with my eyes.
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The mythical two-hour mark was broken at the London Marathon.
By Bernd Buchmasser