I generally shy away from over-trodden meme formats such as “Chuck Norris Facts,” which is sort of irrational, because it’s a terrific format. It still has plenty of life, and as evidence I present Pete Orr Facts, a hyperbolic tribute to a journeyman utility infielder who also happens to be one of my favorite baseball players of all time.
Pete Orr Isn’t On Twitter, But Twitter Will Tell You All About Him Anyway
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↵Pete Orr is of two minds on email. On the one hand he enjoys the instant communication, but also misses the taste of envelope glue.
↵Pete Orr likes to use his leftover Christmas wrap to secretly turn items left in teammates lockers into presents.
↵Pete Orr regularly answers rhetorical questions.
↵Pete Orr has a small collection of self-made paperclip sculptures but does not consider them to be gallery-ready pieces.
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↵I keep waiting for it to be unfunny, and yet I find every tweet funny. It’s worth a follow, is what I’m saying.
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