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All-Star Game 2011: The Best Players Who Can Make It Tonight

by Al Yellon

The Onion Sports Network describes in perfect detail each of the players who will be in tonight’s All-Star Game. They are the:

↵↵best players who aren’t injured, aren’t afraid of potentially getting injured, aren’t too tired, are free the night of July 12, didn’t pitch recently, aren’t scheduled to pitch next week, don’t mind making the trip to Arizona, and are actually willing to play two and a half innings of baseball.↵↵Right on. Try to stay awake to see these upstanding young men play past midnight ET.

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