Turn Back Time -- And Free Ralphie

Colorado has made last year’s throwback uniforms this year’s standard getup, a refreshing return to an era before Dan Hawkins came along and made everybody miserable all the time. Long as we’re all feeling flashbacks, a modest request: Let’s do away with the newfangled convenience of chaining that magnificent mascot up during games, and just let her roam at will! Great test of lateral motion and field of vision for slothsome players on both teams.