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Come Fan with UsSaturday, August 8, 2026

If Politics Was Like Sports Talk Radio

Spazzy: ...and Transportation Secretary Ray LaHood really needs to be more consistent.

↵The Turd: No doubt. Mike from Schaumburg, you’re on Spazzy and The Turd!

↵Caller: Hey guys, long-time listener. Should we trade Joe Biden for David Cameron?

↵Spazzy: No way you’d get Cameron. You might get a Berlusconi or a Nick Clegg.

↵The Turd: Well, you’d love to get something for him, since he only has 18 months left on his current deal, but America has a four-year option on him that vests if he’s traded, so...

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