The Animated GIFs Of June, Acts II Through V

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CHRIS BOSH. That was basically the worst drive to the net of all time. I’m so embarrassed. I’m going to curl into a ball! Maybe nobody will notice me!

BOSH. (curls in ball)

BOSH. (waits)

BOSH. (waits)

BOSH. all right, kind of insulted by how effective this ended up being

ACT III.

SHANE VICTORINO. So basically, you have four bases. Well, three bases and a home plate. Kind of like people say they have four fingers an a thumb instead of five fingers.

BRETT HAYES. So you take one of the bases and throw it at one of the other bases until a senator begins to cry.

SHANE VICTORINO. No! No. None of those things.

BRETT HAYES. Not even the bases?

SHANE VICTORINO. Okay, yes, well, the bases, but you don’t pick them up. They stay still.

BRETT HAYES. Just like the baseball.

SHANE VICTORINO. No, the baseball moves.

BRETT HAYES. But only if the governor successfully navigates the obstacle course in time.

SHANE VICTORINO. No, listen, none of that happens at all. The batter’s goal is to hit the ball and make it around all three bases and to home plate safely.

BRETT HAYES. Hmm. Okay, but since I’m the catcher, I can pull a lever and send him falling into a super-gross pit full of slime!

SHANE VICTORINO. No.

BRETT HAYES. Right, okay, I can pull this fake lever, and the producer sees me do that and takes that as the sign to pull the actual lever and send him falling into a super-gross pit of--

SHANE VICTORINO. God! No! Here. I’ve spent the last hour explaining it to you. Let’s play. Here’s the ball. Give it a try.

BRETT HAYES. Okeydoke.