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Come Fan with UsWednesday, June 24, 2026

The Midsummer Not-So-Classic

Chris Berman: Well, you’re not taking any time out of the Home Run Derby. It’s jammed up as it is! There’s the highlights montage, that stupid Century 21 contest, intermission, the second montage... I tell ya, it’s the tightest three hours and ten minutes on TV!

↵ESPN Executive: We’re cutting ten minutes from your show.

↵Chris Berman: Well, I guess we can trim the Armadillo Parade to a lean twenty.

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