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A Series Of Jokes Concerning The New York Yankees

by Jon Bois

On Wednesday afternoon, @MLBONFOX tweeted the following:

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Are Yanks' playoff hopes in the toilet with Colon going No. 2? asks.

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↵1. I guess the Yankees can make enough room for Colon in the rotation if they can squeeze one out. 2. This is all well and good, but now the Yankees need to decide who’s going to take the turd spot in the rotation. 3. I’m envious of Ivan Nova; I really wish I could b m. 4. I wonder who the Yankees will turn to for mop-up doody. 5. Thanks to their young guns, the Yankees have what it takes to stay competitive for at least another defecade. 6. I would make more jokes but at this point I’m pretty exhausted pooped!

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