It’s pretty simple, and was proven in The Hangover: There comes a point when a situation’s so absurd, the only way to possibly improve it would be to somehow involve Mike Tyson. And right on cue! Here’s a transcript of Mike Tyson talking about the time Sarah Palin allegedly slept with Glen Rice at the 1987 Great Alaskan Shootout.
Sarah Palin And Glen Rice ... And Now Mike Tyson, Too
(God it’s fun to say that out loud.)
From an appearance on ESPN Radio (via Larry Brown Sports):
Glen Rice is a wonderful man. He’s a wonderful guy. But you want her to be with somebody like [Dennis] Rodman getting up in there. Pushing her guts up in the back of her head!
Glen Rice is a nice, mellow, docile man, non-threatening black guy — you want someone like Rodman — yeah baby! Imagine Palin with a big old black stallion ripping — yeehaw!
“In life in general you know, everybody gotta get that out of their system when they get out of college. If you’re a black man, every white girl, every uppity middle class — everybody gotta get their share of love.”
“She could always get boned out by a black person — a vote to bang her. Other than a vote to run office, the only thing she can do … she’s not a bad person because she likes black people … at least in her. When you think of Glen Rice, you don’t think of him coming back from Georgia and just slamming … you don’t think of that stuff!”
“Sarah Palin … she met the wombshifter.”
Seriously, y’all: The only way this could’ve gotten better was adding the word “wombshifter” to the mix.
YEEHAW!
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