Bless You Thieves

From MLive.com:

↵Someone has stolen a pair of glasses off a statue of late Tigers broadcaster Ernie Harwell that stands at Comerica Park in Detroit.↵It’s not a statue outside of the stadium, either. It’s a statue inside the stadium. Someone had to climb on a large, cast-iron Ernie Harwell and use a crowbar to pry the large, cast-iron glasses off while there was a game going on, with thousands of people milling about.

↵This sort of anarchy is why they had to invent Robocop, people. Let’s just all calm down.