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The dirt on Miguel Cabrera

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No, you can buy Miguel Cabrera dirt. Only $39.99.

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If you make and drink tea out of this, you go on a vision quest with Chet Lemon. I’m not encouraging that, so I don’t want e-mails from angry parents. But it’s absolutely true.

Also: Sweet Photoshop fonts, MLB.

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