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eBay Item of the Day: Two-Foot Dick

by Jim Baker

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This amazing piece is 24 inches tall (hence the reason I have nicknamed him “Two-Foot Dick”) and made from rubber. The seller dates it from the 1930s, which seems reasonable. What I like it is that it looks different from any angle you choose to address it.

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Jim Baker’s latest book is The Most Memorable Games in Patriots History. You can follow him on Twitter @jimbaker1066.

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