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Jimmy Johnson has ants in his pants ... or something

Everyone’s favorite silver-haired fox has some pep in his step. He’s getting down with his bad self.

If Jimmy Johnson is too big, you’re too old
If Jimmy Johnson is too big, you’re too old
If Jimmy Johnson is too big, you’re too old
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Bill Hanstock
Bill Hanstock is a writer, author and Emmy Award-winning producer. He began writing for SB Nation in 2011.

What happens when you combine Brian Setzer, Jimmy Johnson and sweet swingin’ adult contemporary Christmas tunes? Well, you get a rockin’ NFL on FOX celebraish! Sponsored by Extenz, of course.

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Play that air guitar, Rob Riggle! Play it like the wind! Also, don’t sleep on Terry Bradshaw’s best dance move of all: “The Frankenstein’s Monster!”

Jimmy Johnson probably has some pretty big plans for Christmas, by the looks of things.

Step 1: Cut a hole in that box

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