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The GIF Bracket: No. 1 ‘Rollerblading Raptors Mascot’ Vs. ‘Indifferent Alex Gonzalez’

The GIF Bracket moves on to Day 2, and features legends such as Rollerblading Raptors Mascot, Abrasive Yankees Fans, and the worst quarterback throw of all time. Cast your vote, and help us determine the greatest.

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SOUTH REGION -- FIRST ROUND

(1) ROLLERBLADING RAPTORS MASCOT
vs.
(16) INDIFFERENT ALEX GONZALEZ

Click here to view and vote on the rest of the South bracket. The West bracket is here.

(1) Oh, hello there. My name is ROLLERBLADING RAPTORS MASCOT.

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I am not only one of the greatest sports GIFs of all time, but one of the very greatest animated GIFs of all time, period. Someone had the spectacular idea of dressing me up in a dinosaur suit and telling me to rollerblade around the court. Every frame is the greatest frame, but the deflating tail at the end really seals the deal.

If you do not vote for me, your heart is driftwood.

(16) Hello, my name is INDIFFERENT ALEX GONZALEZ.

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My team is leading 8-1. A grounder dribbles about eight feet away from me. Under any other circumstances, a shortstop such as myself would attempt to make some sort of play on the ball, but ... eh.

Don’t vote for me. I’m going to lose. This tournament is stupid anyway. Shut up.

VOTE!

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