Just a couple of weeks ago, Jose Canseco announced that he was joining the Quintana Roo Tigers of the Mexican League. He was really, really excited. Unfortunately, he refused to take a drug test because he knew he would test positive for elevated levels of testosterone.
‘Dolph Lundgren Is Jose Canseco ...’
That’s kind of sad, actually. But what interests me more as a nascent screenwriter and movie buff is that Canseco is already turning this into a thriller and writing his own taglines:
The truth will always be in the center of controversy
— Jose Canseco (@JoseCanseco) March 8, 2012
I don't get it the more I tell the truth the more I am hated wow we are headed for self destruction
— Jose Canseco (@JoseCanseco) March 8, 2012
Someone big wants me out of Mexico .question is who and y
— Jose Canseco (@JoseCanseco) March 8, 2012
Who is behind the conspiracy and the lies
— Jose Canseco (@JoseCanseco) March 8, 2012
I am going to play baseball again even if I have to die trying
— Jose Canseco (@JoseCanseco) March 8, 2012
I’d pay $11 to watch that. It’s like Bourne Identity meets Bull Durham. You could even get Ozzie in on the action and make it Adaptation meets Field of Dreams. Canseco says that the testosterone is a legal prescription, but we’ll have to edit that out of the final project.
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