Great Moments In Ordinal Numbers

From a press release announcing a 54-hour Strat-o-Matic game, which would be a world record:

↵Despite playing for just 21 years, Carow’s impressive credentials include: over 10,000 games played, sleeping through his prom after an all-night Strat-O marathon, and playing Strat-O-Matic on his honeymoon with his first wife.↵The funniest word in that passage is easily “first.”