If you hear the kids talking about Spider-Man flying out of CC Sabathia’s butt, it isn’t a euphemism for something surprising or unlikely. They’re talking about a horrific event that actually happened.
Spider-Man just flew out of CC Sabathia’s butt
Of course he did.
Sabathia is listed as day to day.
(Hat tip to Bleeding Cool by way of Old Time Family Baseball)
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