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Come Fan with UsThursday, August 6, 2026

Does This Column Make Me Seem Tough?

Certified terrific guy Joe Cowley:

↵↵It’s easy to want to take a boot to Starlin Castro’s behind these days.

↵Heck, pick out your favorite Timberland and get at the end of a long line forming behind the bald guy wearing the No. 33 Cubs jersey.

↵Tough love at its finest.

↵And just what Castro has needed.

↵↵If I were in charge of the Cubs, I’d take TWO boots to Starlin’s behind, and bench him for a month! You know, because I’m so tough.

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