Behold The Quintuple-A Player

Pedro Ciriaco, Minor Leagues:

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↵Pedro Ciriaco, Major Leagues:

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↵In the old days, such discrepancies were usually attributed to small sample size. Now, of course, we can reasonably posit that upon arriving in the majors, Ciriaco started wearing a titanium necklace to enhance and restabilize his energy flow. I’d tell you more about it but it’s pretty technical.