The Big Show is a massive, massive dude with a big bushy goatee. He wears a skullcap that kind of makes him look like a big ... uh ... well, it ain’t flattering. Let’s just say that. So when he wears a shirt like this:
The Big Show Is Sending Mixed Signals
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There’s a chance that it may be sending SOME of the wrong signals to SOME of the wrong people. UNLESS, of course ... he’s trying to send the RIGHT signals to the RIGHT people. If you know what I mean. Ahem. Wink.
Now we don’t really know the state of Big Show’s natural body hair -- it could be a veritable forest down there -- but he should maybe be more careful about his iconography. Unless he’s trying to be loud and proud, in which case let your freak flag fly, big fella.
If you don’t know what I’m talking about, PLEASE for the love of god, don’t do a Google image search for “bear” with the safety filters off.
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